We're sure we're not alone in our thoughts that we're all sick of seeing Sterling mince down the wing and fail to deliver a half decent ball into the box, or run the other way rather than commit to a tackle!

We will (http://onefootballforum.co.uk) bring the lad home and then we can all stop cringing every time a gust of wind knocks him over, and hopefully we'll carry a threat down the flank.

It's hardly the biggest target. If 400 of us ship in 50p we could have him home come this time tomorrow, well before the final group game !

Whilst this page is a tongue in cheek, actual donations could be given to a sport related charity or other good cause- recommendations are welcome!